My dad has decided to start writing a novel on his blog. It is called "Phantom Limb." I suggest you go read it, he's already got two chapters posted. Here's some links:

Phantom Limb chapter 1

Phantom Limb chapter 2

Phantom Limb chapter 3

-D

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Hey, there, kids. I know it's been a long time since I've written a proper entry, but I haven't been neglecting you for no good reason. It's just that, well, I've met a girl, and the truth of the matter is that I don't love you as much as her. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

Firstly, I think you should read today's episode of A Lesson Is Learned. Go ahead and catch up on the ones you've missed, too.

Secondly, you need to catch up on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's my favorite new internet craze. As always, there is a pretty comprehensive article about the FSM on Wikipedia. Take that, Kansas board of education!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go play a show at the Fireside in Chicago. School starts up again soon, so hopefully they'll make me write something that I can post here.

-D

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-D

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