10.31.2007

10.27.2007

  • The Superest - Players take turns inventing superheroes with powers that cancel out those of the previous hero.

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10.26.2007

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  • Sarah Hepola interviews a pair of disaffected Mormon teens: Part 1, and Part 2.

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  • Memo to myself: Keep an eye on cumul.us for future web 2.0 weather reporting/prediction. More here.

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10.25.2007

Trying out Snap Shots

Friends,

I am trying out this service called Snap Shots. When you hover your mouse over a link, you will notice that it brings up a screenshot of the site to which it leads. Please tell me if you think this is useful or annoying.

Your pal,
Dave


My favorite readers have spoken, and they didn't like it. Neither did I. Removed.

-Dave

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10.24.2007

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10.19.2007

10.18.2007

  • Dave Eggers and Spike Jonze have written a screenplay version of Where the Wild Things Are. Here's a review.

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10.17.2007

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10.16.2007

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10.15.2007

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10.14.2007

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10.13.2007

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Haunted House at the Ditka Sports Dome

Last night, I accompanied some friends (Tina, Therese, and Ryan) on a visit to a Haunted House at the Ditka Sports Dome in Bolingbrook. The entrance fee of $15 seemed steep at first, but the production value was there. They immediately delivered on their promise of "lasers, fog machines, and movie projectors with music all under one giant roof," which is more than I can say for certain other events that have let me down in the past. Inside the dome, actors in ghoulish makeup skulked around us as we made our way down a path (which I assume was haunted) to the haunted house, and it is a credit to their professionalism that they stayed in character despite our mocking cries of "Aaah! It's Mike Ditka!" There was some kind of story typed up on big boards along the way to the entrance, which I assume would have provided insight as to how and why a sports dome had suddenly become haunted if we had dared to wade through its morass of grammatical errors. We decided that any flimsy pretext they had cooked up was pretty much irrelevant to our enjoyment, so we forged ahead into the house.

Once inside, we found ourselves stumbling through black painted plywood corridors, pushing through doors into eerily lit rooms furnished with about ten seasonal halloween stores' worth of rubber props, animatronic beasts, and masked spooks unexpectedly popping out of dark corners rattling chains and screaming bloody murder. Normally, I'm not one to be easily scared or surprised, but the whole haunted house atmosphere is greatly intensified when you've got a couple of trembling girls clinging to you, and you are the de facto guide leading the way with only the blue light of a cell phone extended out front. When a bloody clown face materializes inches from your face in near-complete darkness and everyone behind you starts shrieking and pulling at your arms, you can really start to get into it.

All the ghoulies did a great job with their parts, except for one who thought using the word "fuck" a lot would be really scary (it wasn't), and the evil dungeon master who was met with howls of laughter when he growled to Tina, "Your stench detests me!" Hilariously bad English aside (Did your high school English teacher kill you? Is that how you died?), all the actors were clearly having a ball with their parts, and my hat goes off to their enthusiasm. The construction of the house was inspired as well, and the ambiance of the whole experience really stuck with me, even after we left. I have to admit that I felt a little rush of fear descending the dark stairs to my basement last night, and I almost peed my pants when I opened the refrigerator and was met with the grisly face of Mike Ditka himself (in a sombrero, no less) staring out from a bottle of Ditka's Kick-Ass Salsa. Truly a terrifying night.

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10.12.2007

  • I can't remember if I've posted it before, but just in case: Will It Blend?

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10.11.2007

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Pizzawaffles

PizzawafflesA quick google search reveals that my pizzawaffle idea wasn't all that original, but all that really proves is that crazy is measured on a sliding scale (especially on the internet). Nevertheless, here are some photos from my culinary disaster.

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Back by popular demand

A few people have told me this week that they miss my links. I will get back on the blogwagon just for you, but do me a favor and leave a comment once in a while, wouldja?

Anyway, if you haven't surfed ffffound yet, give it a go. That should everybody satiated until I round up some more good clickin' for you guys.

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